Most Misleading Words in Real Estate

Date August 10, 2007 Comments

home.jpgFrom MSNBC:

1. Cozy (too small)

2. Charming (too old)

3. Original Condition (appliances are 50 years old)

4. Needs TLC (it’s a dump)

5. Conveniently located (noisy)

6. Desirable neighborhood (this little house has been way over-priced because the neighborhood has some snob appeal)

7. Efficient kitchen (too small to fit two adults)

8. One car garage (you can drive your Chevy in but can’t get out)

9. Peek at the park/river/mountains (if you angle your mirror just so…)

10. Useable land (no trees)

11. Beachfront steal (no hurricane insurance available at any price)

12. Country Living (too far from anywhere to drive to work)

13. Must see inside (outside is ugly)

14. Unique (hard to sell)

15. Just available (previous owner just died on the premises, hope you don’t mind.


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3 Comments »

Comment by Utah County Homes (6 comments.)
2007-08-13 12:43:00

Those are hilarious…and sadly true sometimes.

 
Comment by mlankton (1 comments.)
2007-08-25 08:57:26

Hilarious. You are absolutely on the money. #1 should be Needs TLC, you see that all the time and it means you better have some time and money to make this house inhabitable. Nice list

 
Comment by Mark from QuoteMyAuto (2 comments.)
2008-02-19 10:16:45

lol - this is too true. Thanks for putting this up!

 
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